mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via swagsaurusrex)

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

(via swagsaurusrex)

thewinterwidow:

everyone focuses on harry

but can we talk about

the heartbreak

in remus’ face

for a minute

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turntnip:

gym class

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fear-changed-me:

Period period go away. Don’t come back I’m fucking gay

(via sialetitan)

dappertomboy:

Kristen Stewart

dappertomboy:

Kristen Stewart

(via sialetitan)

Tags: kstew u so gay

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

— This thought has been haunting me for months (via sebatsianstans)

(Source: sensxal-bliss, via seemssosillytomenow)

brogan-loves-demetria:

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

I laughed to hard

(via gonesherlocking)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

(via heavensknightofhell)

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

(via heavensknightofhell)

Tags: fuck u puns

hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males

(via heavensknightofhell)

memewhore:

Ruined?

memewhore:

Ruined?

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