voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

(via myownlittleabyss)

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

(via skyscrapersintheclouds)

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

(via potato-tots)

opewinston:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(smoke signals) aromantic 

(via heavensknightofhell)

Tags: gay jokes lgbt

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

(via busydreaming)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via busydreaming)

  • Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
  • Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.

naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

(via agreatpuzzle)

Tags: periods

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via agreatpuzzle)


The Trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.

The Trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.

(Source: simplypotterheads, via agreatpuzzle)

Tags: hp

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

(Source: twerkingtargaryens, via agreatpuzzle)

ruingaraf:

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(via mattysaracen)

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

(via murdercapitaloftheworld)

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

image

(via murdercapitaloftheworld)

azurish:

"So, have you met any nice boys at college yet?"

*turns up Tegan and Sara*

(via talkin-lika-teen)