thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via heavensknightofhell)

Tags: mcds represent

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via potato-tots)

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

image

(via potato-tots)


nelsonkirsten: Funny. No one offered to give us a tour. #homebase

nelsonkirsten: Funny. No one offered to give us a tour. #homebase

(Source: youknowyouareafanofpsych, via timomundson)

grumpysalmon:

How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail

(via cosima-kate)

officialvoid:

pemsylvania:

inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.

insomniacs support group

(via heavensknightofhell)

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

(via talkin-lika-teen)

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

mingdliu:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

(via talkin-lika-teen)

nottheghost-youaretome:

Now I’m All Messed Up- Tegan and Sara

nottheghost-youaretome:

Now I’m All Messed Up- Tegan and Sara

  • baby: d-d-d
  • parent: dada???
  • baby: don't bend don't bleed don't beg don't scream don't whine don't fight don't tell me don't tell me don't tell me don't feel don't tear don't kiss don't care don't touch don't want me don't want me don't want me something's so sick about this my misery's so addictive I'm halfway there watching north shore from the floor singing to you over my shoulder

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(via takeoffmyclothesaladdin)

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I JUST SAW THIS AND IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS TUMBLR THANK YOU

(via johnnyish)

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

(Source: mrcheyl, via myownlittleabyss)