People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
Are there guilty animals
I wonder if birds sell cocaine
Some are quack dealers
I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you
inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.
insomniacs support group
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I JUST SAW THIS AND IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS TUMBLR THANK YOU